Filed under: Throne Thinking | Tags: bathroom, crap, funny, gross, hilarious, innappropriate, inpolite, pee, poop, restroom, rude, shit, thinking, throne, toilet
I was talking to a friend today and she told me that i was really open and honest about my restroom habits. It’s true. I am on the toilet now. It may be gross, inpolite and innappropriate, but I mean everyone uses the restroom. I don’t really see what the big deal is. It’s not like I would go up to a stranger and say, “Hi, I’m Lorenzo and I just dropped a huge load.” HAHA. Sorry, I made myself laugh. I just think if we were all a little more open people would be less and less embarrassed about little things.
With that said, I need to wipe my ass.
Filed under: Random, Throne Thinking | Tags: goal, money, poor, rich, save, thinking, throne
Hey, fyi, I’m on the can.
Aaaaaanywayyyyy, I was thinking about making a budget for myself. I am supposed to save money for next fall(2009) for california, but I have yet to do so. I had set a goal for myself earlier this summer to say half of every paycheck.
HA!
I can’t seem to save money. I think my biggest problem is that I can’t say “no”. Like when i see something I like I hardly question whether I should buy it or not.
I just wish I was rich like Miley Cyrus.
Anyway, I am done using the throne
HAHA! I am literally taking a huge dump right now. HAHA!
I was just on the phone with my friend Briann, fyi she is so tight, and I told her I would call her back cause I needed to use the potty. Then, I joked around about how I would talk to her while dropping a load. She was all for it. I, however, was not. Now, here I am, writing a blog from right off the toilet. I wonder why it’s so taboo to do things while in the restroom. I mean I do know one friend who would talk to me on the phone while using the restroom and I would always get the gags. I guess there really was no reason for me to get grossed out. It’s not like I could smell her poop. Right?
P.S. Don’t worry… I won’t touch my computers keyboard during the time between I wipe my ass and wash my hands
