So, my mom has the flu, my step-father has bronchitis, and my bro had a cold
It was bound to catch me. I am living with three sick people. Actually, they are all almost fully recovered and are up and doing things around the house and I was the last to get this, whatever it is.
Now I’m sitting here on my couch on the verge of passing out from my mothers prescribed, but very powerful, cough syrup.
Filed under: Random, Sick Nasty News | Tags: bite, brown, nasty, recluse, savage, sick, spider, wedMD
I know this is sick, but I think I got a brown recluse spider bite! I have this boil looking thing on my thigh near my crotch. I know, I know, gross right? But I am just saying, this thing is disgusting. It’s like is oozing with pus. Don’t worry I webMD’ed it. I just need to keep this nasty shit clean. Meanwhile, I feel like the biggest savage I know.
Ugh SICK NASTY!
Filed under: Complaint, Sick Nasty News | Tags: college, donut, gross, san antonio, savage, sick nasty, spider
I am at the cafeteria at San Antonio “Gives Me The Gags” College and my buddy bought a donut. You know, something to snack on before class. And that’s when it happened. He found a sick nasty dead spider baked fresh into his donut!!!!
Seriously?!
I HATE SAC.
I miss UNT.
Filed under: Random, Sick Nasty News | Tags: gross, nasty, News, porn, Random, savage, sick
So, one of my best friends work at a porn shop for money. And at this porn shop there is this room where a bunch of people go in to watch porn and masterbate while doing so.
I find it very sick nasty.
So, I went to visit him today since I wasn’t working and I normally don’t have the time to hang out with him. And there were at least five guys in the back jerk off room all at once. It was so disturbing. I felt so awkward. I don’t know how he ever got used to it.
AND these men were such savages. Some didn’t even look like savages they looked liked every day guys. I just can never look at a stranger the same way wondering if they go to porn shops to masterbate.
Isn’t that so sick nasty?
EW EW EW!
Okay so, don’t even ask how I discovered this on the internet because I don’t even remember myself. Anyway, I was on youtube last night and I could not stop watching videos of bot flies.
I learned that bot fly tackles your average house fly and lays it’s eggs on the average house fly. When the average house fly lands on you, your body temperature causes the eggs to hatch. The baby larve bury into your skin and you don’t even realize it until it grows bigger. Then, you have to have squeeze it out. It’s so flippin’ disgusting. It’s like an alien living inside you.
Filed under: Complaint, Random, Sick Nasty News | Tags: fart pass gas celesse
My friend Celesse has thee nastiest farts in the world… If you go to my youtube channel, TheLorenzoXPERIENCE, and look for a video called “Say No to Passing Gas” you will see my opinion aobut farting in public. It’s SICK NASTY! She literally farts like man.
I feel faint… I think she’s poison…
