The Lorenzo XPERIENCE


This is silly and sad
June 25, 2009, 7:29 pm
Filed under: Sh-Sh-Shady, So Sad News

After watching this video I was very offended. There are so many wrong things about this video.

A) They are suggesting that homosexuality is a demon that manifest inside you.
B) They are brain washing the kid getting the “exorcism” and the people who attend their church
C) Think of the psychological damage this kid is enduring.
D) They have scared the kid into believing that he has demons in him and at this point would not admit to his homosexuality.

People, you can be religious and homosexual. You can be both. Don’t ever let your religion make you feel like you are evil. Ignore hate and ignorance.



My Research on the Westboro Baptist Church
May 6, 2009, 11:02 am
Filed under: For Your Entertainment, News, Sh-Sh-Shady, So Sad News

With all the new gay marriage laws being passed, there was on thing stuck on my mind.

How is the Westboro Baptist Church(WBC) taking this?

If you don’t know what the WBC is. Then, look it up. They preach that “God hates America and ‘Fags’” They are known to preach at fallen soldiers funerals with signs that read “Thank God for 9/11″ and tell people passing by that American soldiers are in hell for fighting for a “Fag enabling country”

If you have heard of it. Yeah, I know old news. If you haven’t, I’m sorry for introducing you to it.

Anyway, with all the gay marriage laws being passed, I was curious about how a WBC member would react to a person struggling with their sexuality coming to them for guidance. So, I sent an e-mail pretending to be exactly that. I do not know if the will respond. What garbage would they feed a “confused and lost young man”? Below is the e-mail I sent.

Subject: I’m Lost

Message:
Dear whoever,
I don’t know who I’m sending this to. I don’t know who will read this. However, I need some guidance. I’m a young American and I’m very lost. I’m scared I’m gay. Can I rid myslef of this affliction? I read that you are not here to make me happy. I’m aware of that. Can the Westboro Baptist Church save me? I don’t know where to turn.



Tired of the bullshiz
April 4, 2009, 8:36 pm
Filed under: Complaint, Sh-Sh-Shady

I am not one to bullshit people. If I don’t like you, I won’t talk to you. If I do like you, I’m a really good friend. Some of my friends think that I think I am always right. Repeat that last sentence in your head to get it right. The truth is I don’t think I’m always right. But I am… most of the time. I won’t get into an argument unless I know that I’m right. However, I can be wrong sometimes. But in this case I’m not. I have a certain friend, who shall remain nameless, and he, yup, “he”, that’s a clue, is being a bit of a coward. One of the two types of people I can’t stand. Cowards and liars. I may have said something that may have offended him. But instead of telling me, “Hey Lorenzo, I that offended me”, he chose to act childish and ignore my phone calls, drop me off twitter, (I know it’s just twitter, but WTF?! I have one less follower now! HAHA) and refuses to speak to me directly and I have to send messages through a mutaul friend. The funny thing is he talks about how he will put someone in their place all time. But he has yet to confront me. Something tells me if and after he reads this he will. But do I have to write blog entry to get him to speak up?

So kids, the lesson here today is if you have a problem… FUCKING SPEAK THE FUCK UP

If you don’t this BULLSHIZ never gets settled.



WHAT THE QUAL WALGREENS?!?!?!
January 21, 2009, 5:18 am
Filed under: Complaint, Sh-Sh-Shady

Our genius store manager has not been scheduling us a full staff at night when it’s most busy. For example we only had 3, yes 3 people working. However, she schedules herself a full staff and some extra for the slow mornings that she works. Supposedly our store has been getting alot of compliants. Let me let you in on something.

Less employess = less help for customers = angry customer = customers who give the few employees working attitude = equals stress for employees = unhappy employees = IT’S GETTING HARD FOR ME TO NOT QUIT



WHAT THE SHIT?
November 23, 2008, 8:04 pm
Filed under: Complaint, Sh-Sh-Shady

Why are you guys not subscribing to my channel… It doesnt suck that bad?

Do I have to be super gay?
Do I have to be a tranny?
Do I have to be a scene kid with cool hair?
Do I have to be a hot chick with nice breast?
Do I have to curse up a storm?
Do I have to be a fashionista?

WHAT THE SHIT DO I HAVE TO DO?

SUBSCRIBE!!!!
youtube.com/zo0788



You Ain’t My Boss
August 18, 2008, 5:19 pm
Filed under: Random, Sh-Sh-Shady | Tags: , , , ,

So, at shady ole Walgreens we always have a staff of 5. A manager, photo tech, comestics clerk, service clerk, and stocker. On this particular day, we were short one, the comestics clerk was gone. And this photo tech walks up to my register and starts giving me order, telling me that I need to do this and that by this time.
Ok, so a little about me. I don’t take to kindly to authority and I especially hate when someone who doesn’t have any authority over me. I mean he is the photo guy! NOT my manager!
What’s sad is that he is the brother of one of my friends and I can’t stand him.
Anyway, I didn’t respond to him when he tried to give me orders. I didn’t even look at him. I wish I could say something smart when he tries to give me orders, but it’s work and I try not to care, plus the last thing I need is to have confrontation with a co-worker.



Shady Walgreens
August 13, 2008, 7:40 pm
Filed under: Complaint, Random, Sh-Sh-Shady | Tags: , , , , ,

Yesterday I called in to work. I had an upset stomach AKA diarrhea.
I know, I know, TMI, but it’s true.
Anyway, I called into work to tell them I didn’t think I was going to be able to go into work because my stomach wasn’t feeling well. I was told to bring a doctors note when I go back. I told them that all I had was an upset stomach and that I wasn’t dying so going to a doctor was unnecessary. They insisted I bring a doctors note.

a) I don’t have the money to go to the doctor just because I have the shits.
b) I don’t have my own car. I mean I walk to freakin’ work!
c) It was raining constantly.

I worked 75.5 hours this past paycheck. I am supposed to be part time. I work my ass off. You would think that they would be a little less diffulcult with me.

Anyway, on a side note, I don’t have diarrhea anymore. Haha