The Lorenzo XPERIENCE


Another History Lesson
February 20, 2009, 9:36 pm
Filed under: History Lesson

For those of you wondering why I spell experience without the “E” it’s because I was poking fun at all the “clever” ways people spell things and internet lingo. Like “pwn”, “zomg”, “secks”, “nood”, etc.

But everyone thinks I was purposely trying to be cool. So, I came up with a separate excuse for it just to sound cool. And that is…

“X” represents a variable. Everyone experiences things in their own way. So, “X” takes places of a person. This is their Lorenzo Xperience, as well as mine.

Lame right… I am just going to stick to telling people It was a joke gone wrong.



A History Lesson
February 3, 2009, 8:49 pm
Filed under: For Your Entertainment, History Lesson

A lot of people wonder what “What the Qual?” means… well let me explain…

A friend of mine heard Sean Kingston, yes, the singer guy, say it on one of his songs. She thought it was funny and assumed “qual”, prenounced COO-ALL, meant something along the lines of hell. As in “what the hell?” So, we began saying it alot, mainly because it sounded funny.

Well after some research we discover that in the beginning of Sean Kingstons song he is actually saying, “What a gwaan”, which is some sort of Jamaican slang for something.

So “What the qual” is a complete mistake that is locally catching on. Would be so fetch is everyone in the world started saying “what the qual”