The Lorenzo XPERIENCE


And I’m off
February 28, 2009, 4:03 pm
Filed under: Dreamin' Big, MTV, News

Today is the Real World casting auditions.

I am going to need some luck. A lot of luck.

See some of you when I get back.



Real World Here I come!!!!
February 21, 2009, 9:26 am
Filed under: Dreamin' Big, Good News, MTV

So Real World is casting for Season 23….

I’M GOING TO THE AUSTIN AUDITIONS!!!!!!

I know… I’m dreamin’ big. I am sure I am completely nothing like what they are looking for, but maybe they will like me. The auditions are on Feburary 28th in Austin, Texas. It’ll be fun. I will tell you how it goes.

Wish me luck… I’m going to need it.



I could use a little help here
February 20, 2009, 9:46 pm
Filed under: Random

So I am going to return to Stickam and try to promote my youtube channel. I have failed on all attempts thus far. But maybe this time around I will get some viewers. So, add me on myspace, myspace.com/zo2007 and everytime I’m live I will post a bulletin. And if you don’t have a stickam account get one and add me stickam.com/hahalorenzo

Thanks

AND!!!!!

SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL

youtube.com/zo0788
youtube.com/zo0788
youtube.com/zo0788
youtube.com/zo0788
youtube.com/zo0788
youtube.com/zo0788
youtube.com/zo0788



FACT
February 20, 2009, 9:40 pm
Filed under: FACT

I have a crush on the guy who sells the cell phone cases at the mall.



Today I laughed At…
February 20, 2009, 9:40 pm
Filed under: Today I Laughed At...

A man wearing a shirt with cut off sleeves… but had a short sleeve undershirt on…



I caved
February 20, 2009, 9:38 pm
Filed under: For Your Entertainment, So Sad News

I have welcomed the PS3 and a life of credit card bills into my life….

What have I done?



Another History Lesson
February 20, 2009, 9:36 pm
Filed under: History Lesson

For those of you wondering why I spell experience without the “E” it’s because I was poking fun at all the “clever” ways people spell things and internet lingo. Like “pwn”, “zomg”, “secks”, “nood”, etc.

But everyone thinks I was purposely trying to be cool. So, I came up with a separate excuse for it just to sound cool. And that is…

“X” represents a variable. Everyone experiences things in their own way. So, “X” takes places of a person. This is their Lorenzo Xperience, as well as mine.

Lame right… I am just going to stick to telling people It was a joke gone wrong.



Sick on Valentines
February 14, 2009, 10:16 pm
Filed under: Complaint, So Sad News

I am getting worse. I took some medicine and I woke up with a temperature. I think I have a fever. I was supposed to go to work today, but I can hardly keep my fist closed. I feel so week. Although, I hate sitting in bed. I want some soup.

My head hurts…



Love Game Video!!!!!!!!!!
February 14, 2009, 7:05 am
Filed under: For Your Entertainment

For those of you who don’t know me personally, I am a HUGE Lady Gaga fan. Her music is FUN, her videos are ART, and she is just WONDERFUL.

Anyway, this is the first video where she shows off her dance skills AND she kicks ass!

P.S. I wish she was coming to Texas for her tour.



David After Dentist
February 14, 2009, 7:01 am
Filed under: youMUSTtube this

SO FUNNY!!!