The Lorenzo XPERIENCE


A Thankgiving Special feat. Joesue
November 27, 2008, 8:59 am
Filed under: Joesue Visit, Video Blog



GETTING INTENSE!
November 23, 2008, 11:51 pm
Filed under: I Recommend, MTV, Random


I ruin everything
November 23, 2008, 10:40 pm
Filed under: Random, So Sad News

I know I may have some issues I need to work out.

There are several people out there that I told to never talk to me again or that they should talk to me less just because I am afraid of getting attached. I realize I can’t always run away. I’m sorry if I hurt any of you. I don’t mean to run. I’m just scared. I have seen people get rejected and I have seen friendships ruined because things would never work out. I don’t want that to happen. I consider myself a pretty risky person, but when it comes to my feelings and heart, I’m very cautious. I hate feeling anything other than happieness. To those people I have pushed away. Please forgive me.

I don’t know what else to say or do.

I know deep down I would like to hear from one of you, just to make me smile.



This Song Speaks to Me
November 23, 2008, 8:14 pm
Filed under: Random

“Call it Off” – by Tegan and Sara

I won’t regret saying this
This thing
That I’m saying
Is it better than
Keeping my mouth shut
That goes without saying
Call, break it off
Call, break my own heart
Maybe I would have been
Something you’d be good at
Maybe you would have been
Something I’d be good at
But now we’ll never know
I won’t be sad
But in case
I’ll go there
Everyday,
To make myself feel bad
There’s a chance
I’ll start to wonder
If this was the thing to do
I won’t be out long
But I still think it better if
You take your time
Coming over here
I think that’s for the best
Call, break it off
Call, break my own heart
Maybe I would have been
Something you’d be good at
Maybe you would have been
Something I’d be good at
But now
We’ll never know
I won’t be sad
But in case
I’ll go there
Everyday,
To make myself feel bad
There’s a chance
I’ll start to wonder
If this was the thing to do
I’ll start to wonder
If this was the thing to do



WHAT THE SHIT?
November 23, 2008, 8:04 pm
Filed under: Complaint, Sh-Sh-Shady

Why are you guys not subscribing to my channel… It doesnt suck that bad?

Do I have to be super gay?
Do I have to be a tranny?
Do I have to be a scene kid with cool hair?
Do I have to be a hot chick with nice breast?
Do I have to curse up a storm?
Do I have to be a fashionista?

WHAT THE SHIT DO I HAVE TO DO?

SUBSCRIBE!!!!
youtube.com/zo0788



Question to think about
November 23, 2008, 7:58 pm
Filed under: Qustion to Think About

If the world was ending what is the that last thing you would do right before you die?

Respond in the comments.



It’s the end of the world?
November 22, 2008, 11:04 pm
Filed under: Random

Supposedly on December 21st, 2012 the world is supposed to end.

So the last day of the world would be the December 20th… Just so happens that is my birthday…
According to the Myans the last day of the world is on my birthday and it ends on the 21st… Now ain’t that some shit…

Anyway, I have always thought about this… And now they are making a movie…

Check out the trailer here.



Round 1, Done… Round 2 is in action
November 22, 2008, 5:03 am
Filed under: I Recommend, MTV, News

VOTE FOR JIMMY TO BE ON THE REAL WORLD AT REALWORLDCASTING.COM/PEOPLE/JRSWIM



Annoying Syndrome PSA
November 21, 2008, 7:12 am
Filed under: Video Blog

I made a typo… don’t judge me



Awww
November 19, 2008, 5:55 pm
Filed under: Random

So, I am at San Antonio Gives Me the Gags College and this guy is hitting on this very pretty woman. Yes, woman, not girl. Anyway, so he came to the bar where I was sitting and he like smiled at me and for a second I was thinking, Oh no, a weirdie is going to talk to me, but he was actually here to speak to this lady, who is very pretty. He started out good by saying, “Is that sociolgy?”

Aww, it’s so cute.

She is being swooned by his charm as we speak. I am literally blogging this as it’s happening.

Wow he just asked her age…. 31? Good for being 31…..

UH OH, RED FLAG FOR HIM!

She has daughter. Things just took a turn for the worst…. You can here it in the tone in his voice, he literally went, “Oh.”

Ok they are getting ready to go to class now…. Moment of truth… Will they exchange numbers? Was her daughter a big factor for him?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No number!

I read people so well.