EW EW EW!
Okay so, don’t even ask how I discovered this on the internet because I don’t even remember myself. Anyway, I was on youtube last night and I could not stop watching videos of bot flies.
I learned that bot fly tackles your average house fly and lays it’s eggs on the average house fly. When the average house fly lands on you, your body temperature causes the eggs to hatch. The baby larve bury into your skin and you don’t even realize it until it grows bigger. Then, you have to have squeeze it out. It’s so flippin’ disgusting. It’s like an alien living inside you.
I’m no longer jobless!!!
I start working at Walgreens today. I’m not really excited though. I have a strong feeling they are going to make me do very shady tasks. It’s okay though becuase I need a job. I am tired of wasting my days away sleeping in and staying up all night. I am tired of not being very productive.
On a side note… Yay to Walgreens discounts!!!
Filed under: Complaint, Random, Sick Nasty News | Tags: fart pass gas celesse
My friend Celesse has thee nastiest farts in the world… If you go to my youtube channel, TheLorenzoXPERIENCE, and look for a video called “Say No to Passing Gas” you will see my opinion aobut farting in public. It’s SICK NASTY! She literally farts like man.
I feel faint… I think she’s poison…
HAHA! I am literally taking a huge dump right now. HAHA!
I was just on the phone with my friend Briann, fyi she is so tight, and I told her I would call her back cause I needed to use the potty. Then, I joked around about how I would talk to her while dropping a load. She was all for it. I, however, was not. Now, here I am, writing a blog from right off the toilet. I wonder why it’s so taboo to do things while in the restroom. I mean I do know one friend who would talk to me on the phone while using the restroom and I would always get the gags. I guess there really was no reason for me to get grossed out. It’s not like I could smell her poop. Right?
P.S. Don’t worry… I won’t touch my computers keyboard during the time between I wipe my ass and wash my hands
So, I was watching TV and I usually never watch TV. Well… Unless it’s MTV’s The Real World… don’t judge me for my guilty pleasures…
Anyyyywayyyy, since I am sooo awake I had nothing better to do besides flip on the telly.
I tuned into MTV and Made was on. This particular episode was called “I wanna be a Model”. I have no complaints. It’s entertainment, but I noticed every made episode I have ever seen has a specific formula.
Kid wants a make over + disapproving friends + getting rejected from other kids – the confidence = a Made episode
This constant formula leads me to believe that made is just so… UNREALISTIC?
I mean who has friends that would not support them? If I told my friends I wanted to take a dance class to learn to dance, they would support me all the way. I feel bad for these kids. There should be a Made episode dedicated to making bad friends into good friends.
It is 8:37 AM right now… I was supposed to babysit one of my nieces today, but my sister forgot to call me last night and tell me my brother-in-law was staying home today, so there was no need for me to wake up at the crack of dawn.
For me this is EXTREMELY early. I usually dont wake up until 12 PM… Or 1 PM… Sometimes 2 PM…
OK! So! I love to sleep! Who doesn’t?!
Anyway, I thought I would share a video I recently uploaded on to my youtube channel. I went to South Padre Island a couple of weeks ago and filmed some fun stuff. I just uploaded the video because I left my video camera charger in the condo we stayed at. I still have yet to recover it or obtain a new one. However, I found out my mothers charger is the same kind as mine, so I’m mooching off of her.
My youtube channel is called TheLorenzoXPERIENCE as well.
Here is the South Padre Part 1
